I had a relatively busy weekend and not much sleep so I’m terribly exhausted this morning. Like fell asleep on the train twice and almost missed my stop twice tired.

I figured it would be best if I stuck to simple, mindless tasks this morning. And what’s more simple and mindless than sorting through old emails? I tackled my inbox and then ambtiously moved on to our “unsubscribe” account.

That account is set up to automatically remove people from our (totally helpful and NOT annoying) emails (really), but I take a quick look at all of them just in case the email got filtered to the wrong place.

Now I am tired, and a little aggitated* because of it – but the aggitation is probably good because at least it’s keeping me awake while going through email after identical “please remove me from this list” email.

Until one email jumped out at me:

Subject line: “HEY!”

Email body: “FU!!!!!!!!”

The “FU” is ridiculous and even more so paired with the excessive use of exclamation points.

I may be tired and aggitated today, but I can’t imagine that informative, colorfully designed emails could ever piss me off to the point of sending abbreviated profanity and eight exclamation points to a stranger.

*Another factor in my aggitatedness? That I am at work on a gorgeous day when I should be out playing on the new bike:

Hooker’s newest purchase.

She’s a beauty I tell you. Made my weekend.

Also:

Could I look any worse? Furthermore, I seem to have lost my neck this weekend. There is a $50 reward. I would like it returned. Dead or alive.