Gross dude.
Posted by Jenny on 09/22/06 in Daily
When I switched over to a new host (I LOVE YOU), I had to move all of my files on to their server – or rather they did it for me (Did I mention I LOVE YOU?), which meant I lost all of my stats info from the past two years (but it’s ok because new host? I LOVE YOU).
Now all my stats are shiny and brand new, including the search words/phrases that people use to get to my site. A random sampling off the brand new stats list:
bad potatoes – hm. I barely cook. Or talk about cooking. Now were they searching FOR bad potatoes. Or how to tell if a potato is bad? We’ll never know. But I do know whatever question, they won’t find the answer here. Sorry potato dude.
bloody skies – now I know exactly what this is referring to, one of Hooker’s paintings that I described as having bloody skies, but why would someone search for this…? You got me.
sweaty metal boy – fetish much?
hot stink – I have no words. What on earth in my blog prompted this?
mermaid got married – the weirdest thing about this search is that it brought the person to my “Happy Birthday to Me” blog from last year. What the….?
And, oh oh my favorite of the bunch:
gross things – Why? Why would you do a search for “gross things”? Just “gross things” in general? Not “gross shoes”, “gross habits”, “gross art” – just THINGS THAT ARE GROSS.
What kind of day do you have to have or what kind of person do you have to be to cuddle up on the couch with a lovely cup of tea and your laptop and think to yourself, “you know what I feel like looking at? GROSS THINGS. I don’t care what it is, as long as it’s GROSS.”
Yeah.
God, I love my weird readers.
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sarah | Sep 22, 2006 | Reply
haha! i love stats! i’m a little scared of whoever is searching for “bloody skies” though. someone found my blog last week by googling “those gay myspace surveys”. i was psyched.
Lindsay | Sep 22, 2006 | Reply
AH. LOVE THE HAIR. Am so calling my stylist today.
erinire | Sep 22, 2006 | Reply
I’ll bet I’m the reason for your potato hit! ALL ME.
yesssss…
Jenny | Sep 22, 2006 | Reply
AH! I bet you’re right!
That dirty fake french potato searching dude! He definitely was “bad potatoes” if you ask me.
Hooker | Sep 22, 2006 | Reply
the potato hit came from the bad hashbrowns. remember? the pictures? goon.
san | Sep 22, 2006 | Reply
this is funny… i should see if i have this feature as well… would be interesting. how do you go about this?
Jenny | Sep 23, 2006 | Reply
You called me a “goon”. haha.
But I forgot about those potatoes. Or blocked it from my memory…..
Joy | Sep 24, 2006 | Reply
I think my favorite is “hot stink”. People are bizarre! I started a blog outside of myspace. Check it out if you are bored.
Joy | Sep 24, 2006 | Reply
Ok this is my real blog b/c I was stupid and misspelled what I was trying to spell. Good idea to create a blog when I am ridiculously tired. haha So here is my actual blog.
http://combfortablynumb.blogspot.com/
Caitlin | Sep 26, 2006 | Reply
Gross is the new black.