From the monthly archives:

October 2006

My Mother Promises Me That When I’m An Old Wrinkly Hag, I’ll Look Back On These Times Fondly

October 25, 2006

I had an awful time getting up this morning. It’s only Wednesday, it was totally dark when I woke up, and the heat in my apartment isn’t working so why would I want to get out of bed? I decided to skip the shower (yeah, I’m gross. Get over it.) and hit the snooze button, [...]

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I’m Making Duct Tape Across The Mouth the New “It” Accessory for Winter

October 24, 2006

I have this problem where I speak in different self-invested slangs with different groups of friends. If I were hanging out with my “Braintree” crew (Sarah, Jeannie, etc.), I could spot an annoying person across the bar and say “Sylvanus strike him down!” and we would all errupt into a fit of laughter. (Sylvanus, as [...]

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That’s What Friends Are For

October 23, 2006

Conversation that took place at the Halloween party this weekend. Sarah: There are mojitos here! Want me to make you one?! Jenny: Um, YES. Sarah: Coming right up. Sarah delivers the mojito which I immediately begin sucking down. 10 minutes later Sarah walks by and sees me, with mojito set down in front of me [...]

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Because “Whore-a-thy” Wasn’t Really What I Was Looking For

October 23, 2006

I decided about a month ago that I was going to be Dorothy for Halloween. It’s easy, it’s cute, and I figured the costume would be pretty comfy. Except then I started actually LOOKING for costumes …. and every single one was TRASHY AS ALL HELL. Seriously. No. SERIOUSLY. Warning … these are NSFW. So. [...]

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BLOGtoberfest 2006: The Recap w/ Pictures

October 20, 2006

First and foremost I want to thank everyone who came out last night and to thank our lovely host venue Match Burgers & Martinis for putting up with a gaggle of enthused bloggers for more than just a couple of hours (I definitely left considerably after 10 …. 6 – 8:30 my ass!). So thanks [...]

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