From the monthly archives:

March 2007

More From The Metro’s “Daily Kiss”

March 30, 2007

“Boobie-kins, I love you more than onions on the floor! – Chula” “You had me at eff-off! – Ankle Man” You can’t make this stuff up.

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See Jenny. See Jenny Lose Her Shit. Again.

March 29, 2007

I don’t want to be one of those people that generalizes, but what the hell is with male employees dealing with female customers at car dealerships? Last year, as the title of this entry suggests, I lost my shit while trying to buy a car. I knew what I wanted, I knew what I needed, [...]

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4 inches of pain

March 28, 2007

There’s nothing better than a spring day that actually feels like a spring day. (In Boston we have two seasons: “Crap it’s wicked hot out.” followed by “What’s with all the friggin cold?”) And there is nothing better on one of these spring days than wearing a skirt. (Well unless you’re one of the dudes [...]

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Hairapy Lesson: The Stages of (Hair) Death

March 27, 2007

I think that I have gorgeous hair, not unlike what you’d see in the pages of magazines. Shiny, soft, long and with perfect body building waves. Clearly what I think (or more accurately I WISH) and reality are two completely opposite ideas. My hair is shiny and relatively soft- I will give it that, but [...]

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You Know What’s Unnecessary?

March 26, 2007

An actual answer to “How you doing?” I don’t mean when you’re sitting down with a good friend and actually CARE about what’s going on in their life, I mean when you see someone you sort of know in passing enough to say hello, but not enough to have a full-fledged conversation. It should go: [...]

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