Danielle: I hate today. I’m bored. I’m even too bored to pee.

Jenny: I know. Well, I am eating soup I made last night.

Danielle: Nice.

Jenny: Except I put in chili peppers to spice it up … which was fine last night right after I made it, but now all the hotness sunk to the bottom and my lips are on fire.

Danielle: You are now Hotlips Hoolahan!

Pause. Thinks …

Jenny: You’re right. I am.