From the monthly archives:

August 2008

Yearbook Yourself

August 15, 2008

Wow, look how attractive I am in any decade. These are freaking hilarious. 1956: 1962: 1974 (I need to find my mom’s yearbook photo because this is downright CREEPY): 1984 (I put on a few pounds that year): 1990: and my actual graduating year 1998: My senior pic wasn’t too far off from this either. [...]

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Why my family is awesome

August 15, 2008

They read/comment on my blog for one. But also? My Dad (“Daddio” yes I call him that and have for decades) made a truly awesome observation of my latest two entries: I always appreciate when people have the same ridiculous humor as me. Good work, Daddio. You be the funniest.

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Office High Jinks

August 14, 2008

So a long time ago, back in 2007, I told the story of the man in my office who is partial to Grandma Rose Scented Room Spray. I can not point out enough how heinous this room spray is. And again, as a reminder, we work in a small office. WITH NO WINDOWS. Awful. Yesterday, [...]

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Got tickets?

August 13, 2008

TO THE GUN SHOW? BAM! Uh yeah. I really need to get out of the office more. This place is turning me into a photobooth fool.

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I’m glad I hit the gym this morning, because now I just feel like hitting my pillow.

August 12, 2008

Today I was rear-ended (I was stopped at a red light. The person behind me apparently didn’t feel like stopping. I’m fine, it’s fine.). Then I had to run around my office/the city like a maniac to make a certain project HAPPEN. Then I had to cab it to my other office to make a [...]

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