I was just asked to give an “informative” talk to a group later this week. Apparently the speaker they had lined up pulled out last minute. I asked for details what was needed and how long I get, etc. The usual. Here’s the answer I got:

“We just need you to give a talk about graphic design. What it is, what programs to use, and how to do it. You’ve got 20 minutes.”

………

The best part is they have a laptop for me to use that day. But none of them have ever done any graphic design or heard of any of the programs. You think they’ve got Adobe C3?

This is going to be great.