“I really can’t remember any of my old teachers. And it’s only been 10 years. Geez.”
“Who else can we invite?”
“Mr. Nolan?”
“Retired.”
“Mr. Etskofey!”
“Uh …….. Asked to leave.”
“Yikes. Moving on. Mr. Schaffer?”
“Retired. Oh, speaking of – did you have Mr. Sugarman?”
“Yes!”
“Oh. He died last weekend.”
Moral of the story is, I have zero teachers to ask to our reunion because half of them are retired and the other half …. have passed on. And that makes me feel OLD.
(Also if you graduated with me and you haven’t bought a ticket to the reunion yet, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU RSVP. I’m just a darling, aint I?)
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Bad News: I graduated with a class of 276 people and 60 showed up. We all agreed, it wasn’t long enough before we felt the need to see everyone again.
Now, I want my $80 back.
Why can’t you invite the retired teachers??
672 in my class…120 showed up…but we’re old!
I’m not omitting them – I only have contact info for the ones still at school!!
Dad you’re old.