I was a nerd. I had really bad hair (no photos exist of my accidental high school mullet) and braces. The majority of my clothing was second hand little boys t-shirts from the thrift store. I thought that was AWESOME (my mother did NOT). I actually enjoyed gym class. And my Humanities classes (but more for the company than the classes themselves). Somehow I never had detention, but I skipped classes/school all the time. I was in band and on tech crew for the Theatre Guild. I looked like this:

Top left and too cool to look at the camera. Also wearing all black so I could carry out my backstage duties. Of course.

I used to work at a toy store during the holidays. I am also wearing a JNCO shirt and a soda can tab around my neck here. Not pictured? My giant pants.

And finally, what blog entry would be complete without my horrifying yearbook photo…..

Seriously? YIKES.

Because I’m so nice, I plan on embarrassing the rest of my classmates in the same fashion tomorrow night:

(Click on that photo to see all the notes of who’s who, including prom queen, class president, and valedictorian – clearly I was none of those things.)

So all the details have been mapped out:

Nametags have been made:

It’s time, bitches.