Alternatively titled: Um maybe it’s time to try out a STRAIGHT bar, huh?
My gay boyfriend (GB): OMG. Some cute guy just poked me on Facebook. Who pokes people?
Me: Shut up you whore. Link me.
GB: (sends link)
Me: Um, I know him.
GB: Of course you do. Who is he?
Me: I was supposed to do some work for him a few months back. He’s friends with our other gay friend. And our OTHER gay friend went to a 30th birthday party recently where this guy was a guest. See? (links a photo from the birthday party)
GB: Who’s that tan man next to him.
Me: Oh that’s (name). He works at (place in the South End that my sweet tooth frequents.)
GB: Wow.
Me: This is like the god damn 6 Degrees of SeparGAYtion.
GB: !!!!!
Me: I hate my life. How is it that the straight girl knows more about the ins and outs of the gay circuit in Boston than you, AN ACTUAL GAY MAN, does?
GB: Please go blog this. Go blog this now.
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love it…thank you….you made me laugh on a monday morning :)
That just made me crack up! Hey – you’re connecting – nothing wrong with that!
fess up. you’re really a gay man, aren’t you? AREN’T YOU?!
Oh honey — I WISH. (Maybe the joke amongst my friends is that I’m transitioning…)