This Saturday evening, I called up my Fabulous(ly out there) friend to see if she cared to join me for dinner and then grab a few drinks after. We may or may not have planned on grabbing those after dinner drinks at a swanky (STRAIGHT) bar where the drinks are strong and the men are hot. We agreed to meet at 8 and wear some fabulous outfits (obviously).
Dinner was fantastic. We feasted on amazing cheeses and wine followed by risottos and raviolis. When asked if we would like dessert, I ever so classily answered “No thanks. I prefer to drink my calories.” What can I say, I’m a classy broad.
We bundled up and walked over to one of our favorite spots, which again, I reiterate is NOT in the South End and NOT a gay bar. And yet, when I walk in who do I obviously run into?
The three (devastatingly handsome) gay men I’ve been spending roughly 75% of my time with the past couple of weeks. And I swear – cross my heart and hope to die – they did not know me and Miss Fabulous were going to be there.
The two of us pulled up a couple of chairs and joined mah boys for a couple of cocktails. The night wasn’t a total loss – for the Fabulous one at least. We all coached and cheered along some flirting in text form (which I really hope she blogs about. HINT HINT.)
After a couple of hours, we split up and I ended up at another bar a few blocks away. Where I got hit on. By a lesbian.
THIS IS MY LIFE.
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Sorry Jenny, but this story is truly hilarious. At least you can feel good that you’re entertaining the masses.
it’s like you’re just naturally drawn to the fags.
Obviously they are my life and I LOVE them, I just don’t want to be IN LOVE with one. ha.
a likely story.
You didn’t tell them WHERE you slept that night.
I might send you the screenshot so you can edit the name out….will do now, if you have time..send back. the blogpost is written but might be more fun with the screenshots…he.hehehehehe.
And for the record: I had the flirting part down, however, you guys added excellent ammunition ;) After all, who coined the term “action oriented?” :)
I slept exactly where I slept every other night this week ;) haha
Can I get you the screenshots in the morning? Just got in and can barely function.