I have a friend who happens to be a 911 dispatcher. Oh the stories I hear. They are great. But I don’t think anything tops the message I got today:

hi,
the other night at my work a 911 call came in for a street in the south end (said street shall remain nameless as it is not so pertinent to the story) the text verbatim said: Caller states that there are approximately 10 young males in the back of above filming a gay porn. Caller also stated that one of the males was hanging upside down from a tree, naked. Would like a unit to respond.

i immediately thought of you.

love,
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I love my friends and my neighborhood so, so much.