So it turns out you can’t say things like “Holy LOL! WTF! OMG! things are AWESOME. No really! And the unawesome, that doesn’t exist right now can SUCK IT!!!”
Because then, on moving day, you get THE HEAD COLD FROM HELL!
I’m pretty sure it was the extra two exclamation points after “suck it” that did it. I had to go and get all “Oohh things are good.”
Unprotected smugness leads to a whopping case of karma kicking you in your cocky face, people.
Please, let this be a warning: practice safe smugness. Or you too will be unable to breathe through your nose, lose all ability to swallow (unless you want to know what fire tastes like) and despite the promises of sleep meds and fever reducers and decongestants you too will be propped up in bed with nothing better to do but post to your blog at 3:33 am because you can’t decide if you’re sweating or shivering and HOW CAN WE BE OUT IF TISSUES?
Moral of the story: Smugness leads to karma which leads to whining like a baby and sounding like a two-pack-a-day tranny.
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I had this last weekend. Started with a sore throat, then a hideous dry cough that really made the sore throat so hurty. Here comes the fever, shivers, all that. Then the headcold symptoms, sneezing, runny nose, headache. Doctor said it was approaching bronchitis and put me on antibiotics to head that off. The fever didn’t subside until Friday.
I was out of work for three days, and still have the cough a bit this week.
Feel better!
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, I wish you only talked in your tranny voice. It makes my heart sing.
“Practice safe smugness” needs to be a t-shirt that I own.
(Feel BETTER, soon.)