I walked by my coworker Amber’s desk today and noticed she had a huge vase filled with water, no flowers, on her desk. “Ohhhh what’s that?” I asked.
“I’m growing a boyfriend,” she replied.
“What?”
“I’m growing a boyfriend.”
“Awesome.” *heads to copy machine*
It’s on. The official Grow A Boyfriend Watch 2009 is on. I will keep you all updated on the growth of this very important matter.




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Love it! I also love how I gave her that to her as a gift two friggin years ago and NOW she’s growing the guy?????????
Having known (and introduced) her to her last boyfriend, I guarantee this guy in a dish will be more reliable, drinks less and is better to look at than the other one!
I’m sharing this with my friend. She’s single and this will crack her up.
we once grew a pirate in my old office. equally as amazing as this.