Tonight I got my pre-vacation mani/pedi with my friends Matt & Pia.
When we got to the nail salon I asked what color I should get. Matt said “Something Caribbean, in honor of our trip. Maybe coral?”
So I picked my color.
Matt got his nails buffed to a lovely natural. Pia got a color called “Bubblebath” (the shearest of all pinks).
I got this:
And then. Knowing how clumsy I am, I knew I’d chip my nails in five seconds or less, I bought the color from the salon.
I refuse to have the brightest nails. So I recruited a friend to share in the Cajun Shrimp JOY.
Now you can enJOY. GET IT? GET IT?
PS ……
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Seriously? Michael? Not even close.
Whatever big eye. You should be happy anyone paid any attention to you.
oh. i’m sorry that the only cellulite i have in my body is in my right eyeball.
LIES. EYES.
They rhyme. COINCIDENCE? I think not.
Remember that time you asked if “E-Y-E” was how you spelled eye???
sorry. i thought you said “Eve.” As in the rapper. Who also appeared in Glee. As a teacher. For girls who thought “Hair-o-graphy” was acceptable.
BEAR CLAWS.
no but really. my nostril is gaping.