From the category archives:

NaBloPoMo

Because Hearing Her Voice Nearly Everyday for 26 Years Wasn’t Obvious Enough

November 30, 2007

The following voicemail was left on my phone this morning:
Hi Jen, Today on my lunch break I’m going to run to the house and grab the last box and drop it off with your sister. I’m just going to put it in her car, so she’ll be able to bring it back to your apartment [...]

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Status on the Sleeping Pills

November 29, 2007

Because I know you all care. Oh so very much.
It was suggested I try some over the counter sleep aids, just to give myself a nudge. Basically, I found out they are Benedryl without the medicine – just the sleepy factor. Took them Monday, didn’t appear to have any affect. Took them Tuesday, and while [...]

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Who knew 4 little ounces could cause so much trouble?

November 28, 2007

There are no words. Other than “WOW”. That’s it. Just wow.
Devoted Customer Upset Jimmy Dean Downsized Sausage 16oz To 12oz But Charges Same Price.
Warning: some of the (hilarious) language is NSFW.
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The Holiday Goods

November 27, 2007

I’m feeling particularly festive today. In fact, I am wearing a holiday red three quarter length cashmere cardigan with rhinestone buttons – fancy! But I’m also whipping out the holiday goods a few days before December. So yay for you!
First up, holiday cards. Remember last year when I sold them? And after the [...]

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On a countdown of “most annoying” blog entries, this would probably rank high

November 26, 2007

(I can’t believe after that blog title some of you are actually reading this.)
You know what’s awesome? And by awesome I mean so incredibly annoying you want to hurl your body off a cliff? Insomnia. Insomnia for no reason. Insomnia for no reason that has lasted for weeks on end (my best guess would [...]

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