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Single in the City

Day Two: Craigslist Personals

November 2, 2006

Sometimes, when we’re bored and need a little entertaining, my friend Skip and I will persue the Craigslist personals and send each other links. Sometimes they’re serious, like “Hey Friend, you should write to this person.” and sometime they’re sarcastic “Hey Friend, now HERE IS THE CHICK FOR YOU…..She digs the taste of blood, Satan [...]

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I’m Making Duct Tape Across The Mouth the New “It” Accessory for Winter

October 24, 2006

I have this problem where I speak in different self-invested slangs with different groups of friends. If I were hanging out with my “Braintree” crew (Sarah, Jeannie, etc.), I could spot an annoying person across the bar and say “Sylvanus strike him down!” and we would all errupt into a fit of laughter. (Sylvanus, as [...]

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They Say Blondes Have More Fun…

September 19, 2006

But this brunette gets all the boys. Ok. Well maybe not ALL the boys. Or even a lot of boys. BUT, I can honestly say that I was hit on by guys more in my first week of being a brunette than I was in the past year of being a blonde. I’m talking like [...]

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Straight to Voicemail

September 5, 2006

Every few weeks or so for the past few months, strange numbers have been showing up in my “missed call” queue. I am a chronic screener so if I don’t recognize a number (and sometimes even if I do), I let the call go straight to voicemail. (Friends, do not get all weirded out if [...]

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The Shirt

August 24, 2006

I know you have one. Well, obviously I know all of you have many shirts (hopefully….?), but I’m talking about THE SHIRT. The one you bring out when you’ve had a bad day and need to feel hot, when you need a little boost of self-confidence because GOD DAMN do you look good in it, [...]

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