For reals?
Posted by Jenny on 12/11/06 in Daily
You know what sucks? Reaching down between the seats in your car and pulling your hand out and finding it covered in blood. And then realize, oh my god, my finger really hurts and, seriously, it’s covered in blood.
It took 5 paper towels, and two butterfly stitches to finally make it stop. I still have no idea what cut me. Apparently I hide really sharp knives in my car.
This morning, I reached my hand into my laptop bag and an embroidery needle poked itself right in my wound. Cause only smart people carry around loose embroidery needles.
Apparently it’s going to be one of those days.
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joe c | Dec 11, 2006 | Reply
Watch out, Jen. Shit like that comes in threes. You have one more…
JoeC.
Tom | Dec 11, 2006 | Reply
I hope you’re not posting from work, and as far as the “Threes” theory goes, I’m pretty sure that it’s total bull — stuff like that totally comes in fourteens, so you better be watching out for the rest of your fingers and probably your whole left foot.
-t
(your left foot is the one with only four toes, right?)
Jeff | Dec 11, 2006 | Reply
Oh man…please watch yourself!
Jonathan | Dec 11, 2006 | Reply
Danger Will Robinson
jon | Dec 11, 2006 | Reply
I, of course, keep my embroidery needles in my pockets. That way there’s a 50-50 chance that when someone bumps into me they’ll get a puncture wound in the thigh, unfortunately that theory puts the puncture wound in my thigh the other half of the time. So what the hell are you doing with an embroidery needle in your laptop bag?
Word of advice - stay away from anvils or anything made by “ACME CO.” today.
Lewis | Dec 11, 2006 | Reply
Or you could have gone to the dentist and have them slice open your upper lip…which is soooo comfortable especially with a nice salty lunch at the office..
danielle | Dec 11, 2006 | Reply
i assume it’s the needle that will be attacked to the string that is going through anthony’s body and eventually is attached to my screw, yes?
danielle | Dec 11, 2006 | Reply
ha! i wrote attacked instead of attached. maybe that was not a mistake?
Jenny | Dec 12, 2006 | Reply
Oh god. AMAZING.
Stacey | Dec 12, 2006 | Reply
Hope you’re ok, J!